What do you think is Dalbridge’s backstory? Which king did he squire for? How come he was never knighted despite his obvious martial skills ? And how did he end up at the wall?

Dalbridge squired for Jaehaerys II, and he probably wasn’t knighted because Jaehaerys II died unexpectedly. Like Ser Hugh of the Vale, Dalbridge wasn’t of a family sufficiently ennobled to merit a last name; unlike King Robert, who honored Jon Arryn’s memory by knighting his squire, Aerys II was rather keen to replace his father’s favorites and didn’t feel beholden to a young squire of no family of significance.

And, I would guess, unlike Ser Hugh who had Littlefinger’s gold to pay for a suit of armor, a horse, and the other necessary equipment of knighthood, Dalbridge didn’t have the money to become a knight

As to how he ended up at the Wall, I don’t know. It could be that he remained in King’s Landing and was sent to the Wall for being a Targaryen loyalist by Tywin Lannister along with Aliser Thorne; it could be that without any other means of income, he turned to banditry or some other criminal pastime to keep body and soul together; it could be that he went of his own volition, because the Night’s Watch offers room, board, and clothing to anyone who joins. 

X-Men read A Song of Ice and Fire. Who’s rooting for whom?

This is a great question for @postcardsfromspace, but I’ll throw my two cents in:

  • Magneto would probably be a fan of Melisandre or Beric Dondarrion. 
  • Xavier…I can see the parallel to Doran Martell, but I actually think he’d be a big fan of Sam Tarly.  
  • Emma Frost is all about the Lannisters, but prefers Tywin while cosplaying as Cersei. 
  • Cyclops I would see as a huge fan of Ned Stark and/or Stannis.
  • Jean Grey would be all about Daenerys Targaryen and Sansa, which is hilarious given the state of the fandom atm. 
  • Wolverine is absolutely a fan of Sandor Clegane. 
  • Storm might be an Asha Greyjoy fan. I could see her either liking or having a huge problem with Daenerys, not sure. 
  • Beast and Iceman would be fans of Tyrion for different reasons. 
  • Nightcrawler would probably be either into Oberyn Martell or Jon Snow.
  • Kitty Pryde would be an Arya fan, I think.
  • Angel would be into Jaime Lannister, I think.
  • Colossus would be into Davos, although I could see an argument for Gendry. 

Chapter-by-Chapter Analysis: Tyrion XV, ACOK

Chapter-by-Chapter Analysis: Tyrion XV, ACOK

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“His wits were coming back to him, however slowly. That was good. His wits were all he had.”
Synopsis: Tyrion wakes up to find he’s lost his nose, his job, and the credit for his victory.
SPOILER WARNING: This chapter analysis, and all following, will contain spoilers for all Song of Ice and Fire novels and Game of Thrones episodes. Caveat lector.
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