Seriously: whiny teen-ager who chooses the wrong father figure, makes horrible decisions, everything goes to hell. 

And that got me thinking….

Ned: “Theon, take the viking helmet off at the dinner table!”

Theon: “You’re culturally oppressing me and you’re not my real dad!”

Theon: “Show me again the power of the Old Way, and I will finish what you started.”
Force Ghost Quellon: /facepalm.

Theon in disguise: “I heard Theon’s got an eight pack…and he’s hung too.”
Ros: “Naw man, Theon’s a punk ass bitch.”