Inspired by the Theon question, if The North American was only able to bring half its strength south with Robb, why then was Theon and the other Iron Born commanders able to make so much inpact against fortified strongholds, which the Iron Born should be numerically and tactically disadvantaged against?

Discussed in my analysis of ACOK. Short version is that the North didn’t mobilize ahead of the invasion and then got distracted and divided by the Hornwood Crisis. 

And then the scriptwriters for Westerosi Wrestlemania CCXCIX got a little bit crazy, so Theon fluked the capture of Winterfell and Reek hit Rodrik Cassel’s whole army upside the head with a folding chair while the ref wasn’t looking…

So, whenever I occasionally read ASOIAF futurefics, sometimes I see Sam as maester of Winterfell. So here’s my question: if Sam took the maester’s vows, could he be sent anywhere the archmaesters wanted? Obviously the Night’s Watch takes precedence since they don’t have a maester and that’s why Sam was sent to the Citadel in the first place but humor me in this?

No, I think the Night’s Watch oath would still be binding in this situation. 

Given that Castamere was destroyed and its mines flooded, could Tywin giving it to Rolph Spicer be seen as a poisoned gift, similar to Harrenhal? Repairing and restoring the surface buildings and mines would probably come at a considerable cost, higher than Rolph or his house could afford easily. Not to mention that there’s an excellent chance that Castamere is now a thin place…

Well, Castamere itself was flooded, but there are working gold mines in the area – we know this because the Greatjon raided them when Robb was invading the West. So the lands have value.

But the castle itself is something of a white elephant. 

just something i noticed on a reread, but how do you explain the use (frequent use) of the word “puissant” in the books, even though obviously french isn’t a language in ASOIAF. i know that can probably go for lots of words, but i just think it’s funny that it’s used so often (especially in ACOK i believe) being a word from a language that doesn’t exist on planetos

I explain it by saying that GRRM really likes the word.