Go home, Tumblr, you’re drunk.
Ten thousand thundering typhoons, Tumblr!
- He’s older than her.
- By a decade.
- Her father, who was dead before she was born, talked about Tyrion being born a dwarf to punish Tywin’s arrogance.
You guys obviously have not heard of the magnificence that is the Time Traveling Fetus Theory.
Oh, it’s not for want of awareness that I respond thusly. Merely for want of sense.
The 2018 books cannot get here fast enough. People seem to have lost their senses in the wait since ADWD, like mariners marooned on a desert island.