The only way I think Robert could top that if he was somehow also fighting off an assassin while trying to swallow a mouthful of roast boar and wine at the same time.
“…or whether the exertion of a new marriage causes him to die le grand mort” — Honestly, I think that would be the way Bobby B would love to go out. Double points if Tyrion Lannister, by some strange machination of the gods, ends up giving the most memorable eulogy in Westerosi history.
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